I’ve been going to Portland a lot lately. And by a lot, I mean two times. I’ve had the opportunity to meet a ton of amazing people (I already knew Portland served as home to many amazing folk, but damn, you guys just keep coming). This includes Yogi and Party Boy.
Yogi and Party Boy are both long-time friends of Aaron‘s. They live in Aaron’s former Portland apartment, and we usually crash with them when we visit their town. So, when it came time for them to visit San Francisco, I naturally offered to return the favor and house them for the weekend.
Why my house and not Aaron’s?
1) My house is huge. I can house an 8-piece band in my living room with minimal discomfort. Done it.
2) I am centrally located in San Francisco, nestled ambiguously between Hayes Valley, Lower Haight, and Divisadero. There is delicious coffee, beer, fried chicken, burritos, grocers, diners and shows within walking distance.
3) I live beside Alamo Square. The Full House park. You know what I’m talking about. This one. Token visitor treat.
4) I have a jungle yard. Minimal exaggeration here.

Day 1 Objectives: Eat a burrito, make/consume vat of sangria, have jungle yard bonfire.
Come Friday evening, Yogi and Party Boy arrive. We grab a quick burrito at Little Chihuahua, then head home for treats. I had assembled a giant vat of sangria – my first batch ever. After some research, it seems that the internet really likes this recipe, so I tried it out:
1/2 cup brandy
1/4 cup lemon juice
1/3 cup frozen lemonade concentrate (didn’t use this, but I’m sure it would be tasty)
1/3 cup orange juice
1 bottle dry red wine
1/2 cup triple sec
1 lemon, sliced into rounds
1 orange, sliced into rounds
1 lime, sliced into rounds
1/4 cup white sugar (optional)
2 cups carbonated water or ginger ale
I also added a shitload of blackberries, because I happen to enjoy blackberries.

[photocred: Ramon Bataller] [This is not my sangria, but looks like it.]
Night one was nice. I haven’t really entertained since I moved here (I used to quite often in Raleigh), so it felt good to assemble a few folk in the jungle yard for a bonfire. There were more Portlanders in my yard than San Franciscans, by far.
Day 2 Objectives: Shop, meet a bulldog, eat another burrito, ride the most dangerous taxi in San Francisco, crash a boat party benefit.
Day 2 was an interesting day.
We started our day off with a visit to the Mission. We stopped by Benny Gold, where Yogi made business deals, Party Boy bought a hoodie, and I made friends with a bulldog. We then ate our second burrito in a 24-hour period.
After stopping by a few more stores, we caught a cab toward Pier 33 to meet our friends Dave and Mark, who were doing a trade show.
Our cab driver was somewhat young and reckless. We should have known that this would be a rough ride when the driver was casually speeding down giant residential hills at 50 mph.
We begin to approach an intersection. A car is stopped, trying to turn left. We are behind it, approaching. We don’t appear to be slowing down. The car is getting closer. We are going to hit this car. We are definitely going to hit this fucking car. I’m in the middle seat. Unbuckled. I’m definitely going to die now. Does the driver not see this?
Aaron clues the driver in. The driver looks up to finally notice our cab 4 feet from smashing the back of this other vehicle at 40 mph. He jerks the wheel to the right and we swerve around the stopped car, barely missing it. And I mean barely.
He drops us off, apologizing for “almost killing us” as we step out of the car. It’s cool, dude.

We arrive at Pier 33 to see Dave and Mark. Dave and Mark are touring the country right now for Keen/Clif Bar, and happen to be here for the weekend. Dave tells us that he has an adventure for us if we’d like to participate.
We’re listening.

Two hours later, we’re casually strolling onto a yacht, fully equipped with endless piles of meat, cheese, olives, bread, veggies, SUSHI, and OPEN BAR. Yes, we are semi-crashing a benefit cruise. Only semi-crashing because Dave made donations in our name. Crashing nonetheless because we really have no connection with this thing whatsoever. But yes, I will still drink your alcohol and eat your sushi.



The cruise was a success. It was three hours of scenic touring and gluttony, and we only got a few dirty looks by fellow attendees. I’m hoping that won’t be the last bay cruise I have the opportunity to crash while I’m living here.

We closed out the night with another jungle yard bonfire, then rested up for a big day 3.
Day 3 Obejectives: Use Jeremy Fish’s toilet, ride in a pirate van, go to Trader Joe’s for the first time ever, find Yogi a poncho, sit on grass while Wu-Tang raps for me.
Day 3. It’s Rock The Bells day.
The dudes have been planning this day for a while. I had no intention of going (though I wanted to), but Aaron bought me a ticket last-minute. Thus, I found myself Sunday morning at Cafe Trieste in North Beach with the dudes to meet our friends Kate and Jeremy, and begin our quest.
Next thing I know, we’re all tucked into Jeremy’s pirate van, heading to Rock the Bells.

[photocred: Aaron Durand] [this is Jeremy's sweet van.]

How many of you have seen a hardcore rap superconcert next to Google’s campus? I suggest you try it sometime.
The weekend finally came to a close, and we bid our goodbyes to Yogi and Party Boy. Until next time, dudes.